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What’s For Supper? Something Easy! Peppers & Pork!

Let me start off by saying that I’m not chef by any means. But as you can tell from BCTCBlog I do love food and have a keen interest in learning more about it. Food is such a massively diverse and deep topic that I sometimes feel is an impossible mountain to climb. I also know that doing is the best way to learn. So whenever I see an easy enough recipe, I keep it and give it a go.

I was given Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course book for my birthday and it’s just started on DSTV! So each week I sit with the book and follow the recipes on tele. Last week was the pork chop and red pepper recipe which seemed easy enough so I tried it last night. I bought the chops at the B&P Pick N Pay in Newlands! For about R27 for 2 so it’s inexpensive and easy. I halved the recipe as I was cooking for 2 not 4.

HERE’S HOW:

Peppers Onions Olive OilPEPPERS:

  • Slice 1 red pepper
  • Slice half a red onion
  • Fan fry until soft (4-5 mins, veg must sizzle in pan)
  • Then add 1 tablespoon (tbsp) of caster sugar.
  • 2 tbsps on red wine vinegar (let it reduce for 2 mins)
  • Decant into another bowl & sprinkle with olive oil (I did this but I doubt the meal needs any extra fat!).

Pork ChopsPORK CHOPS:

  • Cut the pork chop fat into squares so it doesn’t curl up. (This is quite a mission, I had to use scissors & bang down on them!)
  • Season the pork chops with salt & pepper & push seasoning into chops.
  • Put chops, garlic (crushed clove) & thyme into pan.
  • Cook for 3 mins a side (I did it for like 5 mins oops!)
  • Add a knob of butter and baste over chops to keep them moist.

BCTCBlog Pork Chop Pepper DinnerPut the chops and peppers on a plate. Ensure you let the chops rest for 5 mins so they remain moist. Being South African, I had to add a starch. I think mash potato would go really well but I only had oven chips in the deep freeze! So I used those. The recipe also suggests using basil with the peppers but I didn’t have any so I just threw some rocket on top. Rocket and peppers always go well together :)

Born up a tree!

Original Recipe by Gordon Ramsay.

So Glad Glamour Mag Supports My Harmless Addiction! ;)

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I’m trying to recall how my love for Tip Top nail polish started. I believe it was at Ramfest 2 years ago when my friend bought the most rocking, shocking pink nail polish. We spent early Friday evening having a sundowner and squealing over our new nail colour causing much sideward head-shaking from our men.

Soon after, I bought my own pink bottle. For R40 a pop at Clicks stores, it’s a really great polish at the affordable end of the nail polish prices.

Today I have 8 colours including 3 of their new glitter range! I’m obsessed with Tip Top nail polish. It’s an affordable, fun treat that can make your outfit pop!

P.S When trying to decide what colour my new cozzie should be, my partner suggested I base it on my nail polish colour, which I think is an ingenious idea! Now which one do I settle for?

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Enjoy Your Fine Jerks!

At least twice a week a get some A-Hole in a Beemer, Landy or Merc driving RIGHT up my arse at the Newlands / Rhodes avenue intersection because I’m driving 60kms.

You’re probably thinking that I deserve these prats on my tail but the truth is, I do not, why? Well common sense is no longer common and these drivers think I’m driving slowly for my health but I’m actually driving slowly for my wallet.

Instead of being patient and cruising behind me (because I’m driving slowly for a reason) they speed past and that’s when the beautiful golden moment occurs. The sweet silver blue flash of the PERMANENT (increases their level of stupidity) speed camera goes off. There truly isn’t any sweeter revenge than knowing that they’ll be receiving a phat R500 fine in the post!

R500 might not be a lot of money for these people but R500 is R500 none the less. Car R300 000, Fine R500, my smug expression = priceless.

P.S There are a RIDICULOUS amount of warning signs too, left over from where the old N2 camera used to be:

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This is where it ends:

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The warning signs actually start as you get onto the N2 at the Waterfront then continue:

Searle Street

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Woodstock

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Then there’s a warning sign where the old camera used to be just before Roodebloem road (pic above) and continues:

Rosebank

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Rondebosch

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Newlands

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Last warning!

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If these EIGHT warnings aren’t enough, get off my arse, use your eyes and spend that R500 on your kids’ education (or maybe you should take your driving test again)!

Western Boulevard Renamed, But Who the Hell is Helen Suzman?!

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Most of Cape Town is happily enjoying the recently renamed Eastern Boulevard (N2) to Nelson Mandela Boulevard. An apt name considering the road gives drivers a beautiful view of Cape Town Harbour and Robben Island every time they head over the rise.

Wondering what would happen to the sister highway, the Western Boulevard, I was happily surprised to see this morning that it too has been renamed. It is now known as the Helen Suzman Boulevard. But who the hell is Helen Suzman?

Not knowing who said Ms Suzman was, I was more grateful that it had not been renamed JuJu Boulevard or the likes (highly possible in Africa) and supposed it was some lady who was charitable in some way. Well after turning to Wiki (The Google baby’s guide to all things relevant) I feel rather disappointed in myself that I have not known about Ms Helen Suzman.

The short of her profile is that she died in 2009 after being an activist for democracy in South Africa throughout the struggle. Working as a lecturer, MP and activist, she fought for freedom along side Madiba and is well awarded and respected throughout the globe. Suzman is also known for her quick wit and unusual methods of conduct, often making her contributions more poignant.

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The long of it is available on www.wikipedia.org but she was a Jewish women with opposing political views to the then dominating white male parliament occupation which made her profile all the more unusual and unwelcome.

“She was often harassed by the police and her phone was tapped by them. She had a special technique for dealing with eavesdropping, which was to blow a whistle into the mouthpiece of the phone.[4]” – Wikipedia.org

“She was once accused by a minister of asking questions in parliament that embarrassed South Africa, to which she replied: “It is not my questions that embarrass South Africa; it is your answers”.[5]” – Wikipedia.org

“Suzman was awarded 27 honorary doctorates from universities around the world, was twice nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize[8] and received countless other awards from religious and human rights organizations around the world. Queen Elizabeth II made her an honorary Dame Commander (Civil Division)…” – Wikipedia.org

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I’m so sorry that I have never heard of Helen Suzman before but I am very happy and proud that our Western Boulevard has been renamed after such an honourable lady.

P.S Her pictures do seem vaguely familiar!

Woolies Does It Again!

You have to hand it to Woolies (Woolworths) because they really do try to get ahead of the game with tasty treats. Check out these awesome MUSTARD WATERCRESS! There was broccoli flavoured too but that was a bit higher grade. So I stuck some of these bad boys on my dinosaur sandwich. It starts off tasting like watercress and ends up with a hint of Dijion mustard, crazy but awesome!

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Perfect Sandwiches for P.H.Fat!

It’s only just occurred to me that these are the perfect lunch time gifts for P.H.Fat!

After spotting these awesome sandwich cutters yesterday, I had to get my hands on one and try them out! Available at @Home for R40, in 3 shapes: Hearts, Dinosaurs and Flowers, these are the sandwich cutters to have in 2011 and beyond!

Sandwiches are now gangster, love it!

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Bacon Chilli Poppers!

Since I love eating so much I’ve been spending a lot of time watching the Food Network. Unfortunately, this usually just leaves me hungry so in an attempt to enrich my eating habits, I’ve started paying more attention, writing down the odd recipe and giving it a go.

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Mexican restaurant Pancho’s is one of my favourite restaurants in Cape Town

, and thus, I attempted to make some chilli poppers with a twist – wrapped in bacon and baked opposed to deep fried philo pastry. Hopefully a “healthier” alternative. Thanks to Artie’s Party for the recipe…
INGREDIENTS

  • 1 X Cream Cheese (I used Low Fat)
  • 2 X Pack of Bacon
  • Jalapeno Chillies
  • Tooth Picks

20111031-073211.jpg Cut the jalapeno chillies under the stalk all the way down to the bass. Scrape out all the seeds (this is what make chillies even hotter) and fill with cream cheese. Use the stalk part to cover the hole at the top to keep the cheese from melting out. Wrap each chilli in 1 (or half) a piece of bacon.

Place chillies on a baking tray. I used a piece of tin foil and ‘Spray n Cook’ because cleaning baking trays are a complete pain (any excuse to reduce the quantity of dishes!).

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Bake the chillies in the oven for 20 mins at 180, (15 minutes will probably do but I wasn’t sure how long they would take to get soft!). That’s it!

I recommend letting them cool before serving so that a) The cheese doesn’t burn you and b) The chillies don’t burn you! The chillies I used above were bought at Pick n Pay and they were HOT!

P.S I will definitely use feta cheese not cream cheese in the future as it didn’t really stand up to the heat of the chillies or smokiness of the bacon. Feta will make them REALLY pop! YUM!

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Sick of Hearing “Vote for Table Mountain”?!

Sick of hearing all about voting for Table Mountain? Don’t be mean spirited! It doesn’t seem like a big deal to vote for Table Mountain but when you consider her competitors, such as the Great Barrier Reef, The Dead Sea, The Amazon Jungle, The Grand Canon, etc. it would be awesome to get Table Mountain onto the Top 7!

Voting ends on the 11/11/11 at 11:00 (UK time) and there are a few ways to vote. I checked out the website but then you have to fill in a whole form with all your details:

So I went the Facebook route where you give them access (ONLY to what you have published PUBLICLY) to repost the link and get your name, etc. Far easier than filling out forms.

All you have to do is click on the VOTE NOW tab on the left hand side, pick your 7 options and that’s it! Quick and easy. I personally only voted for natural wonders that I had heard of, if you haven’t heard of it then it can’t be all that ;)

Here’s the Facebook Page address:

http://www.facebook.com/New7WondersofNature

And here’s the website’s address:

http://www.new7wonders.com/

Goodbye Panda Eyes!

20111015-100005.jpgYou’re drinking, you’re dancing, you’re laughing, you’re looking fabulous! Until pictures from last night pop up on your Facebook. Whaaaaaat?!?!!!! Look at my eyes! I look like a “bergie”! Yes, you have huge black makeup bags under your eyes, more commonly known as “Panda eyes”. Shame, have you been crying? No, but I am this morning!

I don’t think there’s a single girl (or boy!) on the planet who hasn’t had the hassle of finding a black eyeliner that actually stays in place. Eyeliner has a habit of spending more time off your eyes than on them…until now…

20111015-101110.jpg After trying dozens of different pencils and liners I went into my favourite makeup house, MAC Cosmetics, and asked for help. And help they did. Introducing…MAC eyeshadow!

“Eyeshadow?” you may ask, yes! It seems so! Black “Carbon” powder (eyeshadow) has been revolutionary in my girlie life! The MAC lady recommended that I use a fine angle brush to apply to the inner lower lids and smudge if desired.

I’ve had more than a few “life time” MAC brushes but every time one goes missing it’s R200 – R300 bucks a pop. Hellooooooo Clicks! Clicks has a great range of inexpensive makeup brushes. An angle brush at MAC = R240. Angle brush at Clicks? R35! They might not last a lifetime but what does it matter at that price?

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To finish off, give your face a refreshing boost with MAC’s fixer. Guaranteed to keep your makeup exactly where you place it and off cheeks, collars and pillows. Thanks MAC!

http://www.maccosmetics.co.za/

What You Really Need to Know About the SA Census 2011.

As a little girl I remember a man coming to our house to ask us facts about our home. Weird, but I thought it was cool to have someone ‘important’ about, it was 1991, I was 7. Ten years later, I don’t remember the census! Perhaps I was overseas at the time, but now it’s 2011 and the nation wide Census is commencing in 1 week and this time I will be ready and waiting to be counted!

What’s the point of a census you may ask? Well I have to admit that it’s only been through watching Who Do You Think You Are that I’ve seen the tangible value of a census. If you decide to trace your family history, where would you expect to find this information and who could you thank for saving it? This is where a census steps in. Recording demographic and social information, the census presents “an accurate picture of how many people are living in the country and their living conditions as well as access to basic services. This will tell them (planners) what resources people need such as education, healthcare, housing and transport.” – http://www.statssa.gov.za/census2011/faq.asp

Apart from recording the demographic and social information, buildings and dwellings are also recorded. This reveals the historical infrastructure of the area. For example, a castle may have existed on a plot 300 years ago, how would the city know this if the history had not been recorded? If it weren’t for a census, I’m sure the information and layout of District Six, one of our most precious historical areas in Cape Town, would not have been preserved.

I’m sure there are a lot of foreigners, illegal immigrants or criminals who are worried about being ‘caught’ through the census process but this is not the point of the census. The point is to record history and numbers through people and buildings, essentially, to record the factual story of each South African.

Here are TEN FACTS about the census for when you are visited on October 9th:

  1. Each interview will take between 18 minutes – 35 minutes in length.
  2. Enumerators should be identified by their yellow satchel and bib with the Census and Stats SA logos, an A3-size book with a map of the area on the first page and an ID card.
  3. Each enumerator is legally bound to preserve the secrecy of the information gained in the census, this information can not be sold or given to governmental departments (such as SARS).
  4. The questionnaire will be available in all 11 languages.
  5. One can complete the questionnaire ones’ self when the enumerator arrives at your home but it may not delivered by any other means than through the field worker. (Not available online for download.)
  6. You do not have to allow the fieldworker into your home. You can complete the questionnaire orally through the security gate (for example).
  7. The census has 3 questionnaires, one for homes, one for people in transit and one for people in institutions such as hospital for example.
  8. If you are NOT in the country BEFORE MIDNIGHT on October the 9th, you will not be counted. The census is based on right here, right now information. The fact that you are not in South Africa is still valuable information. Whether on holiday or working abroad, you weren’t in the country on the 9th of October 2011, fact. “E.g. babies born before midnight on 9 October 2011 are counted; babies born on 10 October 2011 are not.” – www.statssa.gov.za
  9. You can expect questions about demographics (sex, age, language, etc.), migration (where you live, have you moved), general health & functioning, parental survival, income, education, employment, fertility, access to services and mortality.
  10. Results of the 2011 Census will be available in March 2012.

Statistics South Africa is responsible for the accurate and efficient execution of the 2011 census which will allow South African planners to provide better and more accurate services and facilities for all people in South Africa. The census is a wonderful treasure chest of information often allowing one to search deep back into one’s family history. This presents good news and bad news from the past. For example, some people will appear on one census but never again. This usually means that they have died. On the other side, weddings, unions, promotions and births are all positive facts that are recorded. I hope this information will encourage you to participate willingly in the census. If you do not want to be a part of it, think of your future relatives (100, 200, 300 years from now) who will wonder about their ancestors. Let them know who you are and if it weren’t for you, they wouldn’t be around ;)

If you have any further queries about the census count in the Western Cape, here is contact information for the Western Cape Provincial Executive Manager:

Marius Cronje at mariusc@statssa.gov.za or 021 481 5500

5 Things to Take to Oppikoppi WITHOUT A DOUBT! 11.08.11.

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So after braving the groot mission all the way to Limpopo from Cape Town, there were a few things that I would hands down recommend for any traveler, who intends on visiting Oppikoppi festival, to bring with them. The rest one can compromise on but these 5 things are VITAL!

1) SUNBLOCK

No matter how big your hat is or how rad your sunglasses are, NOTHING will protect you against the Limpopo elements like sunblock. After applying factor 40 myself for 2 days in a row, I didn’t even come home with a slight tan. This is a good thing. Although the days were beautiful, once the sun rises at 6am it’s up until 6pm which means one is right in the firing line for sunburn. I saw one girls with completely scorched feet and couldn’t help but gasp. You’re in the middle of no where and there’s no relief from the sun, before being exposed or after being burnt. I recommend the Cansa Association recommended spray on sunblock. It works like a spray paint can, easy applied(diminishes grease factor) and actually quite fun to do!

2) WET WIPES

I had no idea that there would be NO toilets in the general camping AT ALL! Yes there were showers but by the time you’ve stood in the queue (competing with 16 000 people) it really doesn’t seem worth it. Wet wipes are the PERFECT solution to a no bath / shower zone whilst camping. The dust at Oppikoppi is next level and wet wipes will allow you to maintain those delicate body areas with dignity!!!

3) CASH

No food? No booze? No cigarettes? No water? Money will solve all these problems! If you’re flying up and bringing the bare minimum, these things are readily solved within the festival…as long as you have cash. No, you can not buy a tent or sleeping bag at the festival! But pretty much everything else is covered :)

4) MATTRESS & SLEEPING BAG

Ok I know these are 2 things but a sleeping bag goes without saying. My point is about a mattress or even a yoga mat.  Used as much as for comfort as for warmth it also protects you from the cool earth. On Saturday night I couldn’t quite fall asleep because the top of my body was very warm (under sleeping bag) but my underside was being constantly chilled by the cool earth beneath the built in ground sheet, constantly waking me up. Even if you sleep in a car, you’ll need a sleeping bag, tents are the obvious choice but these 2 options can not be compromised on!

5) PAINKILLERS

Yip. Do NOT make the mistake of having a hang over in 30 degree weather. Everyone is bound to feel shite at some point during the festival, make sure that you’re prepared! This climate is not for sissies! Genpain saved the asses of our ENTIRE campsite throughout the weekend as we took turns partying large! Do NOT go to Oppikoppi without pain killers, you are guaranteed to over do it at some point!

With these COMPULSORY top 5 items, these B-List items can also make your life easier :)

1) NAIL POLISH

The fact that you will not be bathing during the festival means the dirt will build up under your nails. Gross – I know. Painting your finger nails will prohibit you from being too agitated by dirty finger nails, do it!

2) LISTERINE

Bathroom privacy is pretty scarce at Oppikoppi, so the least you can do is all spit out under the same tree. After brushing our teeth on the first day, it was all good. By day three, with water running low, half of us resorted to brushing our teeth with Hunters Dry cider. Yes, it’s THAT kind of festival. Easy solution? Listerine or some other mouth wash. SO easy to use, with a little floss, it makes keeping your mouth clean a WHOLE lot easier in a limited water environment.

3) PLASTIC  PACKETS

Unbeknownst to me, NO rubbish is collected from the campsite during Oppikoppi. I suspect this is to keep potential thieves out of the campsite. Fair enough, however, this also means that the rubbish builds up and up and up and up! Plastic packets (use the ones from the groceries) means that rubbish can be kept in one big pile, keeping your campsite remotely tidy. Also, the dust and dead grass attack your shoes outside your tent in the middle of the night! If you stick your shoes in a packet, this will save them from these greedy earthy elements!

4) A SPARE JERSEY FOR THE FLIGHT HOME

Unlike the Western Cape, campers are allowed to make knee high fires at Oppikoppi. This is awesome! But it also means that EVERYONE leaves the campsite smelling like a bush fire. This wasn’t that obvious to me until I put my jersey on to fly home. HOLY BUSH FIRE! I ponged! Key: Always bring 1 top with you so you can wear it home on the aeroplane without scaring off other passengers.

5) SHORTS

I love wearing dresses but the truth is that you will be sitting on the ground for 90% of your trip. Apart from avoiding ‘flashing’ shorts will also keep the grass out your knickers! There’s dead grass everywhere and shorts are far more practical than a skirt or dress, however pretty they may be.

This is the list of things I would not dare leave home without if I ever visit Oppikoppi again. The good thing is that list applies to all festivals, so keep it in mind if you’re going to any outdoor festival :)

Avoiding “SkypeBook”…07.07.11

As if the inclusion of the Facebook chat facility wasn’t annoying enough, the Facebook developers have upped their game by merging with Skype to incorporate video chat. Gone are the days one can ignore and shut chat windows should an annoying acquaintance pop up or even a friend who pops up at an inconvenient time. With the ability to video call your friends, either via their page or by clicking the Facebook chat icon, the world will now be able to see you in all your glory, naked, in your pajamas, eating, whatever state you’re in whenever you log onto Facebook. Welcome to Facebook CCTV!

Since Google+ (direct competition to Facebook) launched it’s video call abilities, the world has been anticipating a retaliation from Facebook. “Earlier today, we announced the integration of Video Calling, Group Chat and a new Chat design. With face-to-face video calling, now you can watch your friends smile, wink and LOL. To get started, visit http://www.facebook.com/videoc​alling. Call your friends to instantly give them access to Video Calling.” is the official post on Facebook’s Facebook page.

By installing a small piece of software to your browser, you can now be harassed all day! So instead of finding the direct instructions as how to install this software here’s how you can avoid being video called when you least expect it:

“If you want to make yourself unavailable for video calling and chat:

  1. Click the settings icon in the right corner of the chat list.
  2. Click “Available to Chat” to remove the check mark.”
Can I block specific friends from calling me?
If you want to block a friend or group of friends from calling or chatting with you:

  1. Create a friend list that includes the people you’d like to prevent from chatting with you.
  2. Click the settings icon in the right corner of the chat list.
  3. Select “Edit Availability…”
  4. Check the box next to the friend list you’d like to appear unavailable to and click “Close”. You will no longer appear online to these friends.
Note: To stop someone from contacting you, you can also unfriend the person or block the person from interacting with you in any way on Facebook.” – Facebook Help Center.
Call me cynical but I have a feeling that Facebook friends lists are about to dramatically decrease the world over in the very, VerY, VERY near future. Good luck!
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